Overheard at the campus convenience store today:
five guys, huddled in a corner, right by the plastic cups
guy 1: Is this enough?
guy 2: Dude, you totally need more than one pack to play beer pong
guy 3: Sh*t! There's the RD!
guy 2: Just buy the one, let's go before she hears us.
(she heard them)
They live in my building, but I don't know faces to names yet, so I couldn't track them down. Let my RAs know, though.